The Dark Tower is a movie but not a good one

The Dark Tower movie is not good. I kind of enjoyed it but the movie being under two hours helps. (It probably shouldn't.) Idris Elba is good as Roland, the gunslinger, and it is nice to see Dennis Haysbert as Roland’s father. The sequences where Roland confronts the Man In Black (Mathew McConaughey) are fun.

After that, the film makes no sense. Why is Roland immune to the Man In Black’s powers when no  one else seems to be? How are the children going to destroy the Dark Tower? Roland’s guns are said to be made out of Excalibur. Does that mean anything?

This movie adapted or tried to adapt an eight book series by Stephen King. That probably explains a lot. Maybe if I read some of the books in the series I’d have a better understanding of some the questions above.

I don’t regret seeing this in theaters or buying it on Blu-ray. Some of the bonus features are enjoyable. This is a not top tier Stephen King adapation or maybe not a mid tier one either. This might be bottom tier Stephen King  adaption.

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